can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

(Source: thesacredword, via seriously-youknow)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via davidltennant)

(Source: wavefreedom, via butwaitbutts)

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

(via lulz-time)

Timestamp: 1410564161

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

(via lulz-time)

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

(via moanoverboard)

(via iteleport)

tiffanymingphotography:

I visit Carsland in Disneyland California to see just how authentic it is to the movie.
Hint: It’s very!

Full album here.

(via who-started-this-fuckery)

Timestamp: 1410504569

tiffanymingphotography:

I visit Carsland in Disneyland California to see just how authentic it is to the movie.
Hint: It’s very!

Full album here.

(via who-started-this-fuckery)

irwinhat:

Proof that Anaconda is about Michael Clifford. He knew it was coming.

*gifs not mine, credit to the owner

(via mukejb)

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irwinhat:

Proof that Anaconda is about Michael Clifford. He knew it was coming.

*gifs not mine, credit to the owner

(via mukejb)

vodkaslumber:

Went to the nail salon and showed her my nipples as a reference to the colour I wanted them done. 10/10 would recommend. 

(via lamb-b-b-b)

Timestamp: 1410504514

vodkaslumber:

Went to the nail salon and showed her my nipples as a reference to the colour I wanted them done. 10/10 would recommend. 

(via lamb-b-b-b)

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

(via lulz-time)

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via sorry)